Sunday, March 6, 2011

Living with a Molly!

So I am supposed to write a reply to Molly's post about living with a male.  However, I live with more then just a female.  I live with.....bum bum bummmmm.....a MOLLY!

When living with a Molly, everything must be "cozy" and "precious" which of course means that birds and butterflies must play a large role in your decorating.  


Being a Molly also means that Christmas lights are not just to be used during the holiday season.  They are a permanent accessory that can be used at any time. (or all the time)



Mollys also can not survive without eating a groves worth of tomatoes per day. 


Mollys also must have enough clothing for any situation she would ever run into including a zombie attack or alien invasion.  Mollys are also very savvy investors knowing buying clothes you never wear and keeping the tags on them, they will one day be worth much more at Goodwill then clothes that were worn with the tags removed. 


 Mollys also have an eternal fear that the pantry may not be full enough!  If there is one empty space the world may end.  Therefore, she must ensure that there is enough food stuffed and crammed into every space to ensure we could survive for roughly 38 weeks on boxed meals alone.



While living with a Molly can be quite different from the bachelor life I was used to- full of simple living, staying up late, and eating cereal for dinner, living with MY Molly has been a blessing.

My Molly loves our dog more then anything (maybe even me I fear) and does so many things to make him happy such as feeding him and making sure his bowls are nice and clean to keep him healthy.  We even had to buy a new coffee table because he could not nap under the one we had before.  



My Molly also makes sure that the house is nice and clean and stylish to boot.  



My Molly loves me and Pate more then I ever thought possible.  We both love her so much and are so grateful for everything she does for us...including make us laugh for all the other above mentioned things.


And yes the toilet seat is still up...but my Molly sure has gotten good at putting those toilet paper rolls on the holder.



--Nathan

2 comments:

  1. Well ntg, your debut into the blogosphere is quite good. And accurate!

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  2. Nathan, You and "your Molly" make such a wonderful couple! Life will FULL of fun, laughter, and surprises for both of you!

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